Disclaimers

    Last updated: July 4, 2026
    Effective date: September 26, 2025

    ⚠️ Important Notice

    The following disclaimers apply to all use of The Trumpsonian website, services, and future museum experiences. By accessing our content, you acknowledge and agree to these disclaimers.Please read carefully before using our services.

    1. Satirical and Fictional Content Disclaimer

    🎭 All Content is Satirical Fiction

    The Trumpsonian creates and displays satirical, fictional content for entertainment and educational purposes. All materials, including but not limited to:

    • Documents and Certificates: All certificates, awards, appointments, and official-looking documents are FAKE and created for satirical purposes
    • Government Materials: Any materials resembling government documents, executive orders, or official communications are parody and completely fictional
    • Appointments and Titles: All titles, positions, and appointments offered as donation "rewards" are entirely fictional and have no legal standing
    • Locations and Access: References to exclusive locations, government facilities, or VIP access are fictional and do not exist
    • Memorabilia: All collectibles, artifacts, and memorabilia are satirical reproductions with no authentic or historical value

    Fair Use and Parody Rights

    Our satirical content is protected under fair use principles and parody rights recognized under U.S. law, including the First Amendment. We create original satirical commentary about public figures and events for the purposes of:

    • Political commentary and criticism
    • Educational discourse about recent political events
    • Artistic expression through humor and satire
    • Social commentary on contemporary issues

    No Factual Claims

    We make no claims that our satirical content reflects actual facts, events, or official documents.All content should be understood as fictional parody created for entertainment and commentary purposes. Any resemblance to real documents, events, or official materials is purely for satirical effect.

    2. Adult Content and Age Restriction Disclaimer

    🔞 Mature Audiences (16+)

    This website and all associated content is intended for audiences aged 16 and older.

    Content Warnings

    Our content may include:

    • Mature political themes and controversial topics
    • Language and imagery that may be offensive or disturbing
    • References to real political events that some may find triggering
    • Satirical depictions that may be considered inappropriate for minors
    • Adult humor and potentially offensive satirical commentary

    Parental Responsibility

    Parents and guardians are responsible for monitoring their children's internet usage. We strongly recommend implementing parental controls to prevent minors from accessing our content.

    3. Website and Service Disclaimers

    "As Is" Service Disclaimer

    Our website and services are provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. This includes, but is not limited to:

    • No warranty that our services will be uninterrupted or error-free
    • No warranty that all information is accurate or up-to-date
    • No warranty that our website will be free from viruses or harmful components
    • No warranty regarding the reliability or availability of our services
    • No warranty that our services will meet your specific requirements

    Technical Limitations

    We make no guarantees about the technical performance of our website or services. Issues may include but are not limited to:

    • Temporary service outages or maintenance periods
    • Slow loading times during high traffic periods
    • Compatibility issues with certain browsers or devices
    • Data loss due to technical failures or user error
    • Security vulnerabilities despite our best efforts

    Third-Party Services

    Our website integrates with third-party services (such as email delivery, analytics, and hosting).We are not responsible for the performance, availability, or security of these third-party services.Issues with third-party services may affect your experience with our website.

    4. Donation and Financial Disclaimers

    💰 No Current Payment Processing

    Important: We are currently only collecting expressions of interest for future donations. No actual payment processing is active at this time.

    • Submitting donation interest does not create any financial obligation
    • No money will be charged to any payment method
    • All donation tiers and rewards are currently fictional placeholders
    • We will contact you when actual donation processing becomes available
    • You will have the opportunity to confirm or decline participation at that time

    Tax Deductibility

    The Trumpsonian is a project of The Institute for Primary Facts, a nonprofit corporation organized in Washington, D.C.

    501(c)(3) Status: The Institute for Primary Facts is recognized by the IRS as a tax-exempt organization under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code. Donations to TIPF are tax deductible to the fullest extent permitted by law.

    Financial Advice Disclaimer

    We do not provide financial, investment, or tax advice. Any information on our website about donations, rewards, or financial matters is for informational purposes only.Consult with qualified financial professionals before making any financial decisions.

    Refund Policy

    Since no actual payments are currently processed, no refunds are applicable at this time. When donation processing becomes active, a separate refund policy will be provided with clear terms and conditions for any financial transactions.

    5. Museum Experience Disclaimers

    Future Museum Operations

    Our physical museum experience is planned for launch in 2026 in New York City.All details about the museum experience are subject to change:

    • Opening dates and locations may change due to circumstances beyond our control
    • Exhibit content and experiences may differ from website descriptions
    • Ticket availability, pricing, and terms are not yet finalized
    • Early access tickets mentioned in donation tiers are expressions of interest only
    • Health and safety requirements may affect the museum experience

    Physical Experience Risks

    When our museum opens, visitors will participate at their own risk. Potential risks may include:

    • Exposure to politically sensitive or emotionally triggering content
    • Physical discomfort from immersive theater elements
    • Crowd-related issues in popular exhibits
    • Technology malfunctions affecting AR/VR experiences
    • Standard risks associated with public venues and events

    Content and Experience Changes

    We reserve the right to modify, update, or remove any museum content or experiences without prior notice. Changes may be made due to legal requirements, safety concerns, technical issues, or creative decisions.

    6. Limitation of Liability

    ⚖️ Maximum Extent Under Applicable Law

    To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, The Institute for Primary Facts shall not be liable for:

    • Any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages
    • Loss of profits, revenue, data, or business opportunities
    • Emotional distress or offense caused by satirical content
    • Technical failures, service outages, or data loss
    • Actions taken based on satirical or fictional content
    • Third-party service failures or security breaches
    • Any damages exceeding the amount you paid for our services (if any)

    This limitation applies regardless of the cause of action, whether in contract, tort, negligence, or any other legal theory.

    7. Indemnification

    By using our services, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Institute for Primary Facts, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from:

    • Your use or misuse of our website or services
    • Your violation of these terms or any applicable laws
    • Your misrepresentation of our satirical content as factual
    • Any content you submit through our forms or services
    • Your breach of any third-party rights

    8. Force Majeure

    We shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performance due to circumstances beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to:

    • Natural disasters, pandemics, or public health emergencies
    • Government actions, regulations, or legal restrictions
    • War, terrorism, civil unrest, or political instability
    • Internet outages, cyber attacks, or technology failures
    • Labor disputes, strikes, or supplier failures
    • Any other events beyond our reasonable control

    9. Geographic and Jurisdictional Disclaimers

    International Access

    While our website is accessible globally, our content and services are designed primarily for audiences familiar with US and European political contexts. We make no representations that our content is appropriate or available for use in all jurisdictions.

    Local Laws and Regulations

    You are responsible for compliance with your local laws when accessing our content.If any aspect of our services violates your local laws, you should not use our services. We are not responsible for ensuring compliance with laws in all jurisdictions.

    Export and Import Restrictions

    Our digital content and any future physical materials may be subject to export and import regulations. Users are responsible for compliance with applicable trade restrictions and regulations.

    10. Disclaimer Updates and Changes

    We reserve the right to update these disclaimers at any time to reflect changes in our services, legal requirements, or business practices. Material changes will be communicated through:

    • Updated "Last modified" date at the top of this page
    • Email notifications to newsletter subscribers for significant changes
    • Prominent notices on our website for major policy updates
    • Social media announcements for important disclaimer changes

    11. Contact Information for Disclaimer Questions

    If you have questions about these disclaimers or need clarification about any aspect of our services:

    The Institute for Primary Facts

    600 Pennsylvania Ave SE Unit 15180

    Washington, DC 20003

    Email: info@primary-facts.org

    Phone: +1 202-455-0575

    Response Time: We aim to respond within 5-7 business days

    Please note: Contacting us does not create an attorney-client relationship, and we cannot provide legal advice regarding your specific situation.

    These Disclaimers are effective as of September 26, 2025, and were last updated on July 4, 2026.
    By using our services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to these disclaimers.